I Am Number Four

Wow. So that was fast. Didn't the book just come out in August? Hmmm...which came first, the book or the screenplay?

Has anyone out there read this? Are you excited about the movie? Who is this Alex Pettyfer dude anyway? I dunno, call me skeptical, but he looks mostly sweaty and hairy and all chin -- I'm really supposed to believe that he's a teenage alien?

Makes me feel positively youthful and spritelike by comparison. Let's take a second look, shall we?








Oh. Yeah. Whoa. Big. Chin. The man's head is like a wedge of cheese for goodness sake.

I'll think I'll just watch that X-Men trailer one more time...