the skinny on Microsoft's Xbox One. Everything the eager gamer needs to know about hardware, software, and backwards compatibility (nay).* Everything! except when you can buy it and how much it will cost. Stay tuned.
While you are waiting, you can amp up your anxiety by thinking about this: a Congressional survey found that the national grid is hit with 10,000 cyberattacks a month. Okay, so none have succeeded yet, but WHOA -- I am picking up some extra flashlight batteries, people. And now is the time to find out how a massive power outage will affect your toilet.** It's funny while the lights are on...
But is Sidney Poitier laughing? Well, IS HE???
Alongside the chatter about Yahoo buying Tumblr are quite a few news stories about Facebook's waning star. Prepare yourselves, young folk, for the barrage of companies creating Tumblr accounts to show you how cool they are.***
*But it can detect your heartbeat! Which is amazing and creepy. And potentially life-saving for couch potato, Hot Cheetos-nourished slackers.
**Let's also thank our stars the XBox One isn't functioning as an actual pacemaker.
***But not the librarians. We know we're cool.