Over at The Awl there are some awfully frank accounts from young adult authors about the five-fingered discount.
I'm pretty intrigued about the block of cheese...
Full disclosure: cheddar cheese combos and Pepsi. From the 7-11 in Harvard Sq. More than once. And then there was the time when my friends had a contest and the winner lifted an entire box of Butterfingers. Happy days.
Not that I am encouraging shoplifting -- can we get that on the record, please?
If you are going to lift anything, I advocate lifting Morrissey's CRAZY DANCE MOVES. Those are the moves of a man who believes in himself.