Friday, January 18, 2013

Shoplifters of the World

Over at The Awl there are some awfully frank accounts from young adult authors about the five-fingered discount.

I'm pretty intrigued about the block of cheese...

Full disclosure: cheddar cheese combos and Pepsi.  From the 7-11 in Harvard Sq.  More than once.  And then there was the time when my friends had a contest and the winner lifted an entire box of Butterfingers.  Happy days.

Not that I am encouraging shoplifting -- can we get that on the record, please?

If you are going to lift anything, I advocate lifting Morrissey's CRAZY DANCE MOVES.  Those are the moves of a man who believes in himself.


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